First update in a long time!!!!

I have been promoted at work. I am now making even more mad monies then before.

That is all.

Musical quiz!!

I stole this from somebody.

1. Shuffle your play list.
2. Using the first fifty songs, no matter how embarrassing, post a lyric from that song.
3. Have your friends guess the song and artist.
4. Once that song and artist has been guessed, strike it out and beside the lyric place the name of the song, the artist, and who guessed it.

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I hit a deer AKA The power of the subaru.

I was driving home from work today, when unbeknownst to me, an evil deer was waiting on a cliff ready to challenge the power of the subaru. It jumped down inches in front of me, and instead of smahing the subaru to pieces, the power of the subaru repelled the deer away and threw it into the guard rail, suffering only a minor dent. Let this be a lesson to all kamakazi deer, nothing can defeat the power of a subaru.

My sexy avatar

This is David Ash, my sexy man from some game I am playing. Here he is eating his tub of popcorn after dancing is sexy dance of love.

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He loves chatting with the ladies, and plans on becoming top model. He likes long walks on the beach and sexing it up.


the Cutting Edge

(71% dark, 46% spontaneous, 21% vulgar)

your humor style:

Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 96% on dark

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You scored higher than 56% on spontaneous

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You scored higher than 20% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid


I just found the greatest thing ever. I saw a martial arts/kung fu movie pack for 19 dollars.... and it has 50 movies in it!

This message is only for people who love cheesy kung fu movies like me... you know who you are.

I usualy don't post quizzes.... bu its about zombies dammit

LiveJournal Username
The name of your zombie infested home town.
Your zombie killing weapon of choice.
How much do zombies scare you?
Oh noes!!11 A zombie! What do you do?
Blasting zombies left and right with a freaking twelve guage. What do you think?darknessplayboy
Curled into a fetal position crying their eyes out.tlktvblndepllck
Is pwning some zombies with Don't Stop Me Now playing in the background.tlktvblndepllck
Is sitting at home watching CNN and eating ice cream.kefka40
Get ripped to pieces by the zombies. Bummer.kittyatmu
Is the zombie king who you must destroy to end the zombie menace.bizzar_bizaar
Number of zombies you decapitate.651
Chances you survive the zombie swarm.
This Fun Quiz created by Rob at BlogQuiz.Net
Aquarius Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

lots of good stuff

Here is the list of the rare cards I found and then a list of the best uncommons.


Aeolipile 1
Ankh of Mishra 1
Armageddon 4
Assembly Hall 2
Bargaining Table 1
Cartivore 1
Corrupt Official 2
Crooked Scales
Dark Suspicions 1
Death Match 1
Dimensional Breach 1
Entrails Feaster Foiled 1
Force Bubble 4
Gerrard Capashen 2
Harsh Judgment 4
Jalum Tome 2
Jayemdae Tome 3
Karmic Justice 1
Lethal Vapors 1
Midnight Ritual 1
Mortuary 4
Nightmare 2
Notorious Assassin 1
Possessed Nomad 2
Recurring Nightmare 2
Sengir Vampire 1
Serra Angel 4
Sinkhole 2
Skull of Ramos 1
Soul Collector 1
Stromgald Cabal 4
Tsabo's Decree 2
Unmask 2
Warp Artifact 4
Worry Beads 1
Zombie Master 1


Cabal Coffers 2
Deathlace 4
Diabolic Tutor 3
Hypnotic Specter 4
Megrim 4
Swords to Plowshares 4
Zuran Orb 2